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MiscomplaintsIn a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily." In a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk." In a Japanese hotel: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday." On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs." In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: "Drop your trousers here for best results." In a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation." Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years." In a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time." In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions." On the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it." In the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases." |
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