Bumper Stickers

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Faster than a speeding ticket.

FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !

This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!

Adults are just kids with money.

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

You are right where you belong, behind me!

Proud mother of a delinquent child!

You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.

YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!.

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

If you can read this you are too close..

High beams were made to piss people off!

If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.

I hate bumper stickers!

There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it..

On the other hand...you have different fingers!

Keep honking, I am reloading!.

Never eat more than you can lift.

Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Look out! Behind you!

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .

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